These six vampire tales are often presented online as genuine ancient folklore. In fact, all of them are fake, in different ways and to different extents. They show a pattern of fake narratives and bad scholarship in relation to the history of vampire folklore which unfortunately pervades the whole subject and has only become worse with the advent of the internet.
Ambrogio
Ambrogio, supposedly the first vampire, seems to be a story circulated on fan platforms on the internet, which first appeared around 2010, though it claims to be derived from a fictitious document called the Scriptures of Delphi. As a fake, it is really lame. Ambrogio is supposed to be an Italian adventurer who went to ancient Greece, fell in love with Selene and was later cursed to spend eternity in a vampiric state. Ambrogio, of course, is a modern Italian version of the Latin name Ambrosius. Nobody without a TARDIS could move from modern Italy to ancient Greece. The whole story is full of absurdities which demonstrate that the person who invented the Ambrogio legend knew nothing about ancient mythology and folklore. As with Ábhartach, this has recently been turned into a film.
Count Estruch
Another fake vampire story from the south of Europe centres on a Catalan count called Estruch, who became a vampire in the area of Llers in the 12th century. However, when you look at this story, there is absolutely no evidence for the existence of Estruch. You would expect a few different versions of the tale, perhaps the odd poem or play based on the legend. At the very least, there should be some record of Estruch’s family or his coat of arms or his origins. In reality, it seems that Estruch is an entirely fictional character invented by an actor called Salvador Sáinz in a series of cheap novels in the 1970s.
Camille Monfort
Another fictional vampire with very recent origins is the story of the opera singer, known as the “Amazonian Vampire”. According to this story, Camille Monfort, a French opera singer, performed in Belém, Brazil, in 1896. Her unnaturally pale skin and nocturnal habits hid her true nature as a blood-sucking vampire. In reality, the story is a recent internet hoax, and photographs of Camille are actually mocked-up pictures of the daughter of the man who invented the meme.
Croglin Grange
The principal English vampire story, the tale of the Croglin Grange Vampire, dates back to the late 19th century, but is still as fake as a nine-dollar bill. It was first popularised by a man called Augustus Hare in his 1890 autobiography. He claimed that he was told it by a man who heard it from a member of the family who rented Croglin Grange, the Cranswells. One night, the sister of the Cranswell brothers was awakened by a scratching noise at her window. A horrible creature was picking at the lead. When it broke through the window, it attacked her and bit her neck. The family went abroad but returned the following year, and the same thing happened. This time, the brothers were ready and shot the creature in the leg. They followed it to an ancient vault in the nearby churchyard, where they found a mummified body bearing a recent gunshot wound, which they burned. Scholars have had a field day investigating this one. There is a Croglin Low Hall in Cumbria, but there is no nearby church and there is no independent evidence of any attack or incident. Furthermore, some details of the story seem to have been cribbed more or less entirely from an 1840s penny-dreadful called Varney the Vampire.
The Dearg-Due
The Dearg-Due is a curious piece of fakery, because we can trace the errors and misunderstandings that gave rise to it through a succession of badly-researched books on vampirism. The core of the legend makes its first appearance (but without the name Dearg-Due or anything like it) in a book by Dudley Wright called Vampires and Vampirism, published in 1924:
At Waterford, in Ireland, there is a little graveyard under a ruined church near Strongbow’s Tower. Legend has it that underneath the ground at this spot there lies a beautiful female vampire still ready to kill those she can lure thither by her beauty.
This is basically a version of a well-known folktale, the Churchyard Bride, where a dead woman or fairy drains the life force of men.
Four years later than Wright’s book, in 1928, Montague Summers quoted Dudley Wright’s account verbatim in his book The Vampire in Europe:
It has been stated: “At Waterford, in Ireland, there is a little graveyard under a ruined church near Strongbow’s Tower. Legend has it that underneath the ground at this spot there lies a beautiful female vampire still ready to kill those she can lure thither by her beauty.” No authority is given for this, which is perhaps hardly surprising when one knows that there is not nor ever was such a tower at Waterford as “Strongbow’s Tower.” Probably there is some confused reference to “Reginald’s Tower,” which Strongbow (de Clare, Earl of Pembroke, used as a fortress in 1170, and where King John established a mint …
In ancient Ireland the Vampire was generally known as Dearg-dul, “red blood sucker”, and his ravages were universally feared. Irish hagiographical lore vividly portrays various burial customs. To be interred under a cairn of stones is regarded as heathenish, doubtless since such a pile marked haunted places. In a letter ascribed to Theodoret, Epistle lxxx, it is said: “Let every one throw a stone on his grave, lest perchance … he return to earth” …
So, Summers discusses the Waterford female vampire. Then, in another paragraph, he adds that the vampire was formerly known in Ireland as Dearg-Dul and that HIS ravages were feared. HIS. So, this is not a reference to the Waterford vampire, which was a she. Note also the reference to piling rocks on a dead vampire to keep it that way. That image occurs in quite a few modern tellings of this ‘ancient’ legend.
Anyway, let’s go forward to the year 1972, when Anthony Masters wrote a book about vampires called The Natural History of the Vampire. Masters has simply copied the material from Summers, but somehow, he turns the Strongbow’s Tower into Strongbow’s Tree, and the Dearg-Dul of previous accounts into a Dearg-Due, presumably by misreading the word Dearg-duℓ in his little notebook:
In old Ireland there was a traditionally-motivated vampire named the Dearg-due, which means the red blood-sucker. The only way to keep the Dearg-due in its grave was to build a cairn of stones over the top. Another legend claims that there is a female vampire lurking near Waterford. The actual spot is under a ruined church near Strongbow’s tree, and it is to this sinister place that the vampire lures, by her fatal beauty, men with good red blood running in the veins.
So, now we’ve got a female vampire lurking under a tree in Waterford, and a traditional vampire called a Dearg-Due, the artist previously known as Dearg-Dul. Which are two different things. Anyway, fast-forward to Matthew Bunson’s Vampire Encyclopedia of 1993, where, for the first time, the Waterford female vampire is identified as the Dearg-Due. And this completely bogus version was then continued by Haining and Tremayne in 1997. It also became a central element of a truly terrible (and not in a good sense) 2018 book by Bram Stoker relative Dacre Stoker and the ghostly scribe J.D. Barker, which takes place in 1868 and portrays a young Bram Stoker facing off against the evil of the Dearg-Due. Since then, hundreds of internet versions have expanded on this imaginary fakelore. And to add insult to injury, some recent accounts claim that the population of Waterford gather once a year to pile stones on the grave of the Dearg-Due. Anybody from Waterford out there? Do you remember going out every year to stone the vampire with the neighbours? Didn’t think so!
Ábhartach
Finally, we get to the legend of Ábhartach. If you are stupid enough to believe everything you read on the internet, you will find many fake accounts of the Ábhartach legend. I’ve been through this many times in other posts, but here I will give a very brief summary.
Firstly, the real story as given in 19th century sources. Several of these suggest that Ábhartach was a dwarf. (There is no truth to the idea that Ábhartach is an Irish word for a dwarf. This is completely disproved by all the Irish dictionaries.) One of the 19th century accounts (Joyce) implies that Ábhartach could have been a chief, because he is described as a ‘tyrant’. However, the other 19th century accounts make it clear that Ábhartach was a servant of another chieftain called Cannan. Ábhartach was fighting against Fionn Mac Cumhaill and was killed but being a sorcerer, was able to come back to life again. Eventually, Fionn (or some other unnamed chieftain, according to P.W. Joyce) buried him upside down under a large stone to prevent him coming back. One source says that Fionn used his second sight to find out the one place where the sorcerer could be killed, and stabbed him with a spear at that part of his body. All of these accounts refer to Fionn, placing the story in the third century. All of them agree that Ábhartach was a magician and came back from the dead.
Here are the things which are not found in the 19th century stories. Ábhartach was not a vampire. He did not demand blood at all, not for any reason, and certainly not to keep his vampire body alive. He was not stabbed with a yew-wood sword or stake. He was not described as a neamh-mharbh or a dearg-diúlaí, neither of which are real Irish expressions anyway. (Neamh-mharbh was invented in the 1930s by the translator of Dracula into Irish as an Irish version of ‘un-dead’. Haining and Tremayne seem to be responsible for dearg-diúlaí.) He was not associated with any chieftain called Cathán. Nor did the people of the area sacrifice anyone to give him blood. (That detail was added by Manchán Magan.) Nor did he die the first time by falling from a window, as houses in Ireland in the third century didn’t have windows or high stone walls. And because there is no evidence that any of this vampire stuff relating to Ábhartach existed before 1997, it cannot have influenced Stoker or the novel Dracula.
Fake narratives
The fact is, people love this stuff, which is why there is so much of it online. However, the problems go deeper than people simply wanting to believe it. The books which purport to tell us about the history of this aspect of folklore are pretty much all bad, even those purporting to be ‘academic’ studies. The so-called researchers who pretend to care about sources and do their (Dearg-) due diligence really don’t give a damn what arrant nonsense they serve up to the public. They don’t check primary sources, or ask valid questions, or even use basic common sense to winnow out the bullshit. That’s the bottom line. The ‘scholars’ don’t care about providing the facts, and a lot of people out there are so stupid, they would rather have an entertaining false narrative to share with their idiot friends than have their bubble burst and learn the truth. Which is really quite sad. To me, and to any decent human being, the truth is always preferable. Always.